Dr. Ho's Humble Pie Menu

SPECIALS

We do not take reservations or accept call ahead orders for dine in. Orders that are called in are for take out only.

Fresh Fig and Butternut Salad - $14.99

Spinach tossed in citrus vinaigrette topped with roasted butternut squash, Jimmy's fresh local figs, fresh avocado slices and spiced pecans.

Crispy "HOT" Chicken Sandwich - $13.99

Crispy breaded chicken breast tossed in Chef Tim's strawberry-habanero buffalo sauce, topped with blue cheese dressing, jalapenos, lettuce and tomato on a brioche bun. Served with house cut French fries.

Harvest Moon Pizza - $21.99/$23.99

Charred red onions, local apples, VA smoked bacon, roast butternut squash,fresh sage, mozzarella with a maple-fig drizzle.
(no sauce, no halves/substitutions)

Maryland Crab Soup - $6.99

Served with homemade focaccia. Also available for takeout by the quart (11.99)

Local Apple Humble Crumble - $7.99
Oat-nut topping, vanilla ice cream, caramel sauce

Creamy Pumpkin Pie - $7.99
Pumpkin, Cream cheese, Chocolate Ganache with a graham cracker crust

Chocolate Pot De Creme for Two - $8.99
Dark Chocolate pudding whipped cream

Caramel Ice Cream Sandwich - $8.99
Vanilla Ice cream swirled with salted caramel and sandwiched between double chocolate chip cookies.

Hot Milk Cake - $4.99
Southern Cake topped with vanilla buttercream frosting.

House Churned Ice Cream Pints - $8.49
Fig & Honey, Blueberry Dulce, Passion Fruit, and Toasted Almond

Salads and Greens

Salad toppers
Chicken – $4, Falafel – $4, Sauteed Shrimp – $6

Triple Threat Combo! – $48.99
Dreams Do Come True! You Get Our Famous Fat & Sassy Garlic Bread, Choice Of One Large Specialty Pizza And One Large Salad.

Shaved Beets – $13.99
Caromont Farm Fresh Goat Cheese, Arugula, Balsamic Vinegar, Toasted Focaccia, Spiced Pecans

Southwestern Shrimp Cobb – $14.99
Spinach And Romaine Topped With Creole Spiced Shrimp, Tomato, Crispy Bacon, Roasted Corn Salsa, Guacamole, Hard Boiled Egg, Sharp Cheddar Crispy Tortilla Strips. Choice Of Dressing.

*Carrot & Arugula GS – $9.99 small – $13.99 large
Arugula & Romaine Lettuce Tossed In Truffle Vinaigrette, Topped With Roasted Carrots, Caromont Farm Fresh Goat Cheese, Almonds, Charred Red Onions

*Spinach Salad GS – $8.99 small – $12.99 large
Spinach And Romaine Lettuce Tossed With Spicy Roasted Pecans, Aged Blue Cheese, Dried Cranberries, Balsamic Vinaigrette

*Caesar – $7.99 small – $11.99 large
Romaine Lettuce, Croutons, Aged Parmesan Cheese

*House – $5.99 small – $9.99 large
Romaine, Tomatoes, Onions, Cucumbers, Pepperoncini, Croutons

*Mediterranean Salad GF – $8.99 small – $12.99 large
Romaine, Feta, Pepperoncini, Kalamata Olives, Artichokes, Tomatoes, Onions, Cucumbers, House Vinaigrette

*Chef Salad – $8.99 small – $12.99 large
Romaine, Bacon, Cheddar, Ham, Cucumber, Tomato, Onions, Croutons, Pepperoncini

Homemade Dressings Are: Ranch, Blue Cheese, Balsamic, Caesar, House Vinaigrette, Honey Mustard Or Lemon Vinaigrette.
.99 Cents For Extra Dressing

GS=Gluten Sensitive (These items do not contain gluten but are prepared in the same kitchen and deep fryer as other menu items that do)

Sandwiches & Burgers

(All Sandwiches Are Served With House Cut Fries. Substitute Fries For A Small House Or Caesar Salad For $3.99)

Cheeseburger* or No Bull Veggie Burger – $12.49
6 Ounce Beef Patty Or A Locally Made No Bull Veggie Burger Topped With Sharp Cheddar Cheese, Green Leaf Lettuce & Tomato
(Add Charred Onions Or Mushrooms .50 Cents Each, Smoked Bacon For $1)

Steak and Cheese Sub – $12.99
Served “All The Way” With Shaved Rib Eye Steak, Caramelized Onions, Mushrooms, Sweet Peppers, Mozzarella And Provolone. Or Create Your Own Custom Steak And Cheese.

The Big Baja Burrito – $14.99
Choice Of Braised Chuck Roast Or No Bull Veggie Burger, Sharp Cheddar, Guacamole, Corn Salsa, Pickled Veggies, And Rice. Served With Tortilla Chips, Scallion Cream & Salsa Fresca On The Side

Hot Italian Sub – $12.99
Capicola Ham, Salami, Pepperoni, Soppressata, Provolone, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Banana Peppers W/ House Vinaigrette On Sub Roll

Meatball Sub – $12.99
House-Made Meatballs, Red Sauce, Mozzarella, Basil And Parmesan Cheese Served Warm In A New York Style Sub Roll

Giant Grilled Chicken Pita Wrap – $14.49
Olives, Feta, Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Lettuce, Onions, Banana Peppers, And Cucumber-Dill Sauce, Pita Bread

Giant Falafel Pita Wrap – $14.49
Olives, Feta, Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Lettuce, Onions, Banana Peppers, And Cucumber-Dill Sauce, Pita Bread

Nosh

Triple Threat Combo! – $48.99
Dreams Do Come True! You Get Our Famous Fat & Sassy Garlic Bread, Choice Of One Large Specialty Pizza And One Large Salad.

The Fat and Sassy – $13.99
The Best Garlic Cheese Bread Ever! Mozzarella, Cheddar & Roasted Garlic Loaded Onto Dr. Ho’s Heady Pizza Crust. Served With Our House Ranch Dressing And Marinara Sauce. Additional Toppings Are $2.00 Each

Bang-Bang Shrimp – $14.79
A Dozen Fried Shrimp Tossed In A Sweet-N-Spicy Glaze Topped With Arugula, Pickled Veggies, Roasted Chilis, Peanuts, Cilantro And Lime

Crispy Southwestern Eggrolls – $13.99
Chicken, Roasted Peppers, Cilantro And Cheddar Cheese Rolled Into Crispy Eggrolls. Served With Guacamole, Scallion Cream, Corn & Black Bean Salsa, Roasted Chilis And Lime

Dr. Ho’s Nachos GS – $14.99
Chili-Rubbed Braised Beef, Four Cheese Blend, House Pickled Jalapenos, Roasted Corn Salsa, Pablano Lime Cream, Scallions

Wings GS – 10 for $14.99
Buffalo, BBQ, Teriyaki (Not GS), Habanero Or Dry Rub! Served With Celery Stick & Blue Cheese Or Ranch Dressing

Mozzarella Sticks – $10.99
Eight Fried Mozzarella Sticks Served With Homemade Marinara Sauce And Ranch

General Ho’s Orange Chicken – $14.99
Tender Pieces Of Fried Chicken Tossed In A Sticky-Sweet Orange Sauce. Served With Steamed Jasmine Rice, Broccoli, Carrot Ribbons, Scallions, Toasted Sesame

Lasagna – $16.99
(Meat Or Vegetable) Life Is Full Of Difficult Choices. The Meat Lasagna Is Stuffed With Sausage, Beef, Pepperoni, Ham, Meatballs And Red Sauce. The Veggie Is Full Of Seasonal Vegetables Layered With Mozzarella And Parmesan Cheese And A Touch Of Cream. Served With Rosemary Focaccia And A Small House Or Caesar Salad.

Stromboli – $14.99
(Extra Toppings $2.00) Stuffed With Mozzarella And Your Choice Of Three Pizza Toppings From The Back Of The Menu. Homemade Marinara And Ranch On The Side Will Make This Stromboli Just What The Dr. Ordered!

GS=Gluten Sensitive (These items do not contain gluten but are prepared in the same kitchen and deep fryer as other menu items that do)

Specialty Pizzas

Triple Threat Combo! – $47.99
Dreams Do Come True! You Get Our Famous Fat & Sassy Garlic Bread, Choice Of One Large Specialty Pizza And One Large Salad.

14″ – $21.99 | 16″ – $23.99 | 10″ Gluten Friendly – $16.99
*We Happily Make Half & Half Pies Except For Pies Marked With An Asterisk.
No half & half on 10″ GF Pizzas!
All our pies are made w/ red sauce unless noted

Popeye
Spinach, Caramelized Onions, Artichoke Hearts, Roasted Garlic, Mozzarella, Cheddar, Feta

Don Juan
Three Cheeses (Mozzarella, Cheddar, Feta) Portobello Mushrooms, Oven Roasted Tomatoes

The Heavy Hand
Sopressata, Capicola, Italian Sausage, Shaved Onions, Button Mushrooms, Mozzarella, Provolone, Basil, Parmesan Cheese

Annie Oakley
Spicy Buffalo Chicken Breast, Pineapple, Pickled Jalapeno Peppers, Mozzarella, Cheddar

Lil Mermaid
Shrimp, House Made Basil Pesto, Roasted Tomatoes, Cheddar, Feta, Mozzarella Cheese

Don Ho
Shaved Ham, Pineapple, Swiss, Mozzarella, Cheddar

Ragin’ Cajun
Creole Spiced Shrimps, Local Andouille Sausage, Green Peppers, Roasted Red Peppers, Mozzarella Cheese

Crossroads Cheeseburger Pie
Ground Beef, Shaved Raw Onions, Smoked Bacon, Cheddar, Mozzarella

Italian Stallion
Mozzarella, Aged Provolone, Meatballs, Portobello Mushrooms, Roasted Peppers, Basil

Humble Pie
Green Peppers, Caramelized Onions, Mushrooms, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Mozzarella, Cheddar

Jack London
Pepperoni, Smoked Bacon, Shaved Ham, Ground Beef, Italian Sausage, Mozzarella Cheese

*Bellissima
Our Margherita Pizza Topped With Shaved Country Ham, Arugula, Lemon Vinaigrette, Aged Parmesan. Add $4.00

*Margherita
No Sauce, Oven Roasted Tomatoes, Fresh Mozzarella, Aged Parmesan, Fresh Basil, Olive Oil, Salt & Pepper

*Champignon
White Sauce, Roasted Mushrooms, Spinach, Roasted Garlic Cloves, Mozzarella, Aged Provolone, Basil, Evoo

*Buddha
A Loaded Vegan Pizza, Traditionally Served With Tofu Or Opt For Mozzarella Cheese If You Wish.

*The Big Schloss
White Sauce, Spinach, Portobello Mushrooms, House Made Italian Sausage, Roasted Tomatoes, Mozzarella Cheese, Basil And Aged Parmesan

*Buff Orpington
No Sauce, Local Hen Eggs, Spinach, Roasted Tomatoes, Smoked Bacon, Sliced Mushrooms, Swiss & Mozzarella Cheese, Sriracha Drizzle

Create Your Own Pizzas

14” Cheese $12.49 + 2.35 per topping, 1/2 topping 1.85
16” Cheese $14.49 + 2.85 per topping, 1/2 topping 2.35
10″ Gluten Friendly $11.99 + 2.00 per topping-No half & half on 10″ pizzas.

Choice Of Tomato, Pesto Or White Garlic Sauce. Crust Is Available Traditional Or Whole Wheat

Meat Toppings
Pepperoni, House Made Italian Sausage, Meatballs, Smoked Bacon, Chicken, Bbq Chicken, Ground Beef, Ham, Andouille Sausage, Shrimp, Anchovies, Buffalo Chicken, Turner Country Ham

Veggie Toppings
Raw Onions, Caramelized Onions, Green Peppers, Jalapenos, Roasted Red Peppers, Roasted Tomato, Black Olives, Artichokes, Portabello Mushrooms, Button Mushrooms, Spinach, Roasted Garlic, Broccoli, Kalamata Olives, Pineapple, Banana Peppers

Cheese Toppings
Feta, Ricotta, Provolone, Cheddar, Fresh Mozzarella, Goat Cheese

Triple Threat Combo! – $46.99
Dreams Do Come True! You Get Our Famous Fat & Sassy Garlic Bread, Choice Of One Large Specialty Pizza And One Large Salad.

Beer and Wine

Beer

We offer a large rotating variety of beers and ciders on draft, by the bottle and also in package form for takeout convenience.

Wine

White, Rose, and Sparkling Wine

White Hall Chardonnay, Virginia – $9 glass/$24 bottle

I Lauri Tavo Pinot Grigio, Italy – $8 glass/$24 bottle
An intense white wine with fruit flavors and gentle acidity

Mont Gravet Rose, France – $8 glass/$24 bottle
Well balanced with freshness

Aimery Cremant de Limoux Brut, France – $9 glass/$29 bottle
Champagne methode, crémant de Limoux.

Pullus Stjerska Halozan (1 Liter), Slovenia -$24/bottle
Popular Slovenian wine made for daily drinking

Barboursville Vineyards Pinot Grigio, Virginia – $25/bottle
Light crisp acidity with apple, pear from one of VA’s most prolific vineyards.

Early Mountain Vineyards Five Forks, Virginia – $29/bottle
Blend of Petit Manseng, Sauvignon Blanc, Malvasia Bianca, Muscat, tropical and citrus fruit.

King Family Vineyard’s Crose Rose, Virginia – $35/Bottle
Local and well-loved dry Virginia Rose

Red Wine

Agriverde Organic Montepulciano, D.O.C, Italy – $8 glass/$22 bottle
Ripe, dark fruit and a lingering savory spice

Plungerhead Cabernet Sauvignon, Lodi, California – $8 glass/$26 bottle
Bold deep flavors of dark cherry, blueberry and plum wrapped in toasted oak.

Colosi Nero d’Avola, Sicily, Italy – $24/bottle
The most important wine grape in Sicily. Dry, rich and full-bodied.

Ijalba Rioja, Spain – $24/bottle
Excellent value Tempranillo full bodied, fresh and full of flavor.

Gabriele Rausse Rosso, Virginia – $25/bottle
Red table wine, a wonderful blend of Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot and Cab Franc

Early Mountain Vineyards Foothills Red, Virginia – $29/bottle
Blend featuring red and black fruits, subtle dried herbs and summer berries.

Pike Road Pinot Noir, Oregon – $29/bottle
Richly concentrated and elegant, grown on a steep hillside vineyard in the Willamette Valley.

Decoy Cabernet Sauvignon, California – $38/bottle
Layers of black cherry, plum, with oak-inspired hints of nutmeg, vanilla and cardomom.

Pollak Vineyards Cabernet Franc, Virginia – $40/bottle
Bright ruby color with fragrances of pomegranate, cherry jam and fresh cracked pepper.