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Dr. Ho's Humble Pie Menu

SPECIALS

We do not take reservations or accept call ahead orders for dine in. Orders that are called in are for take out only.

Gift Cards are available for purchase at the restaurant or can be purchased over the phone during business hours and mailed.

The Harlem Hustler Pizza

$22.25/24.25
White sauce pizza with Italian kale, roasted mushrooms, roasted sweet peppers, mozzarella, basil anchoiade, parmesan, and evoo  (no sauce, no halves/substitutions)

New England Clam Chowder

$6.99 Served with homemade foccacia bread. available by the quart in our cold case $12.99

Bang Bang Shrimp

$14.99
A dozen flash fried shrimp tossed in our spicy house bang-bang sauce served on a bed of arugula with sweet n sour veggies, cashews, mint and lime.

Crunchy Asian Tuna Salad

$15.99
Romaine topped with sesame crusted yellowtail tuna (medium-rare) crispy wontons, edamame, sugar snap peas, shaved red cabbage, cucumbers, pickled veggies, and peanuts. Served with a Thai peanut dressing on the side.

Dessert

Ho'made Apple Humble Crumble - $7.99
Local apples, oat-nut topping, vanilla ice cream, salted caramel sauce.

Peanut Butter Pie - $7.99
Fluffy whipped peanut butter, chocolate ganache, Oreo cookie crust

Chocolate Pot De Creme for Two - $8.99
Dark Chocolate pudding whipped cream

Caramel Ice Cream Sandwich - $8.99
Vanilla Ice cream swirled with salted caramel and sandwiched between double chocolate chip cookies.

Hot Milk Cake - $4.99
Southern Cake topped with vanilla buttercream frosting.

House Churned Ice Cream Pints - $8.49 Chocolate Almond Pretzel, Caramel Latte, Orange Chocolate Toffee, Strawberry-Blueberry

Salads and Greens

Salad toppers
Chicken – $4, Falafel – $4, Sauteed Shrimp – $6

Triple Threat Combo! – $48.99
Dreams Do Come True! You Get Our Famous Fat & Sassy Garlic Bread, Choice Of One Large Specialty Pizza And One Large Salad.
Shaved Beets – $13.99
Caromont Farm Fresh Goat Cheese, Arugula, Balsamic Vinegar, Toasted Focaccia, Spiced Pecans
Southwestern Shrimp Cobb – $14.99
Spinach And Romaine Topped With Creole Spiced Shrimp, Tomato, Crispy Bacon, Roasted Corn Salsa, Guacamole, Hard Boiled Egg, Sharp Cheddar Crispy Tortilla Strips. Choice Of Dressing.
*Carrot & Arugula GS – $9.99 small – $13.99 large
Arugula & Romaine Lettuce Tossed In Truffle Vinaigrette, Topped With Roasted Carrots, Caromont Farm Fresh Goat Cheese, Almonds, Charred Red Onions
*Spinach Salad GS – $8.99 small – $12.99 large
Spinach And Romaine Lettuce Tossed With Spicy Roasted Pecans, Aged Blue Cheese, Dried Cranberries, Balsamic Vinaigrette
*Caesar – $7.99 small – $11.99 large
Romaine Lettuce, Croutons, Aged Parmesan Cheese
*House – $5.99 small – $9.99 large
Romaine, Tomatoes, Onions, Cucumbers, Pepperoncini, Croutons
*Mediterranean Salad GF – $8.99 small – $12.99 large
Romaine, Feta, Pepperoncini, Kalamata Olives, Artichokes, Tomatoes, Onions, Cucumbers, House Vinaigrette
*Chef Salad – $8.99 small – $12.99 large
Romaine, Bacon, Cheddar, Ham, Cucumber, Tomato, Onions, Croutons, Pepperoncini
Homemade Dressings Are: Ranch, Blue Cheese, Balsamic, Caesar, House Vinaigrette, Honey Mustard Or Lemon Vinaigrette.
.99 Cents For Extra Dressing

GS=Gluten Sensitive (These items do not contain gluten but are prepared in the same kitchen and deep fryer as other menu items that do)

Sandwiches & Burgers

(All Sandwiches Are Served With House Cut Fries. Substitute Fries For A Small House Or Caesar Salad For $3.99)

Cheeseburger* or No Bull Veggie Burger – $12.79
6 Ounce Beef Patty Or A Locally Made No Bull Veggie Burger Topped With Sharp Cheddar Cheese, Green Leaf Lettuce & Tomato
(Add Charred Onions Or Mushrooms .50 Cents Each, Smoked Bacon For $1)

Steak and Cheese Sub – $13.29
Served “All The Way” With Shaved Rib Eye Steak, Caramelized Onions, Mushrooms, Sweet Peppers, Mozzarella And Provolone. Or Create Your Own Custom Steak And Cheese.

Hot Italian Sub – $13.29
Capicola Ham, Salami, Pepperoni, Soppressata, Provolone, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Banana Peppers W/ House Vinaigrette On Sub Roll

Meatball Sub – $13.29
House-Made Meatballs, Red Sauce, Mozzarella, Basil And Parmesan Cheese Served Warm In A New York Style Sub Roll

Giant Grilled Chicken Pita Wrap – $14.79
Olives, Feta, Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Lettuce, Onions, Banana Peppers, And Cucumber-Dill Sauce, Pita Bread

Giant Falafel Pita Wrap – $14.79
Olives, Feta, Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Lettuce, Onions, Banana Peppers, And Cucumber-Dill Sauce, Pita Bread

Sides

– Ranch Dressing – $10.29 pint

– Five Baked Meatballs – $7.99
– Guacamole, Salsa Fresca & Tortilla Chips – $7.99
– Crispy Falafel w/ Tzatziki Sauce – $6.49
– Hand Cut French Fries – $5.99

Nosh

Triple Threat Combo! – $48.99
Dreams Do Come True! You Get Our Famous Fat & Sassy Garlic Bread, Choice Of One Large Specialty Pizza And One Large Salad.
The Fat and Sassy – $13.99
The Best Garlic Cheese Bread Ever! Mozzarella, Cheddar & Roasted Garlic Loaded Onto Dr. Ho’s Heady Pizza Crust. Served With Our House Ranch Dressing And Marinara Sauce. Additional Toppings Are $2.00 Each

Cheesy Shrimp and Crab Dip – $14.99
An Eastern Shore classic! Chesapeake Bay spices, shrimp and crab baked till golden brown and served piping hot! Served with garlic flatbread.

Crispy Southwestern Eggrolls – $13.99
Chicken, Roasted Peppers, Cilantro And Cheddar Cheese Rolled Into Crispy Eggrolls. Served With Guacamole, Scallion Cream, Corn & Black Bean Salsa, Roasted Chilis And Lime
Dr. Ho’s Nachos GS – $14.99
Chili-Rubbed Braised Beef, Four Cheese Blend, House Pickled Jalapenos, Roasted Corn Salsa, Pablano Lime Cream, Scallions

Wings GS – 10 for $15.99
Buffalo, BBQ, Teriyaki (Not GS), Habanero Or Dry Rub! Served With Celery Stick & Blue Cheese Or Ranch Dressing

Mozzarella Sticks – $10.99
Eight Fried Mozzarella Sticks Served With Homemade Marinara Sauce And Ranch

Casa Grande Quesadilla – $14.99
Flour tortilla griddled with braised chuck roast or local No Bull Veggie Burger, black beans, roasted corn, sweet peppers, and sharp white cheddar cheese. Served with pickled veggies, salsa fresca, scallion cream and guacamole.

General Ho’s Orange Chicken – $14.99
Tender Pieces Of Fried Chicken Tossed In A Sticky-Sweet Orange Sauce. Served With Steamed Jasmine Rice, Broccoli, Carrot Ribbons, Scallions, Toasted Sesame
Lasagna – $16.99
(Meat Or Vegetable) Life Is Full Of Difficult Choices. The Meat Lasagna Is Stuffed With Sausage, Beef, Pepperoni, Ham, Meatballs And Red Sauce. The Veggie Is Full Of Seasonal Vegetables Layered With Mozzarella And Parmesan Cheese And A Touch Of Cream. Served With Rosemary Focaccia And A Small House Or Caesar Salad.
Stromboli – $14.99
(Extra Toppings $2.00) Stuffed With Mozzarella And Your Choice Of Three Pizza Toppings From The Back Of The Menu. Homemade Marinara And Ranch On The Side Will Make This Stromboli Just What The Dr. Ordered!
GS=Gluten Sensitive (These items do not contain gluten but are prepared in the same kitchen and deep fryer as other menu items that do)

Specialty Pizzas

Triple Threat Combo! – $47.99
Dreams Do Come True! You Get Our Famous Fat & Sassy Garlic Bread, Choice Of One Large Specialty Pizza And One Large Salad.

14″ – $22.25   |  16″ – $24.25   |   10″ Gluten Friendly – $17.25
*We Happily Make Half & Half Pies Except For Pies Marked With An Asterisk.
No half & half on 10″ GF Pizzas!
All our pies are made w/ red sauce unless noted

Popeye
Spinach, Caramelized Onions, Artichoke Hearts, Roasted Garlic, Mozzarella, Cheddar, Feta
Don Juan
Three Cheeses (Mozzarella, Cheddar, Feta) Portobello Mushrooms, Oven Roasted Tomatoes
The Heavy Hand
Sopressata, Capicola, Italian Sausage, Shaved Onions, Button Mushrooms, Mozzarella, Provolone, Basil, Parmesan Cheese
Annie Oakley
Spicy Buffalo Chicken Breast, Pineapple, Pickled Jalapeno Peppers, Mozzarella, Cheddar
Lil Mermaid
Shrimp, House Made Basil Pesto, Roasted Tomatoes, Cheddar, Feta, Mozzarella Cheese
Don Ho
Shaved Ham, Pineapple, Swiss, Mozzarella, Cheddar
Ragin’ Cajun
Creole Spiced Shrimps, Local Andouille Sausage, Green Peppers, Roasted Red Peppers, Mozzarella Cheese
Crossroads Cheeseburger Pie
Ground Beef, Shaved Raw Onions, Smoked Bacon, Cheddar, Mozzarella
Italian Stallion
Mozzarella, Aged Provolone, Meatballs, Portobello Mushrooms, Roasted Peppers, Basil
Humble Pie
Green Peppers, Caramelized Onions, Mushrooms, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Mozzarella, Cheddar
Jack London
Pepperoni, Smoked Bacon, Shaved Ham, Ground Beef, Italian Sausage, Mozzarella Cheese
*Bellissima
Our Margherita Pizza Topped With Shaved Country Ham, Arugula, Lemon Vinaigrette, Aged Parmesan. Add $4.00
*Margherita
No Sauce, Oven Roasted Tomatoes, Fresh Mozzarella, Aged Parmesan, Fresh Basil, Olive Oil, Salt & Pepper
*Champignon
White Sauce, Roasted Mushrooms, Spinach, Roasted Garlic Cloves, Mozzarella, Aged Provolone, Basil, Evoo
*Buddha
A Loaded Vegan Pizza, Traditionally Served With Tofu Or Opt For Mozzarella Cheese If You Wish.
*The Big Schloss
White Sauce, Spinach, Portobello Mushrooms, House Made Italian Sausage, Roasted Tomatoes, Mozzarella Cheese, Basil And Aged Parmesan
*Buff Orpington
No Sauce, Local Hen Eggs, Spinach, Roasted Tomatoes, Smoked Bacon, Sliced Mushrooms, Swiss & Mozzarella Cheese, Sriracha Drizzle

Create Your Own Pizzas

14” Cheese $12.99 + 2.50 per topping, 1/2 topping 2.00
16” Cheese $14.99 + 3.00 per topping, 1/2 topping 2.50
10″ Gluten Friendly $12.49 + 2.50 per topping-No half & half on 10″ pizzas.

Choice Of Tomato, Pesto Or White Garlic Sauce. Crust Is Available Traditional Or Whole Wheat

Meat Toppings

Pepperoni, House Made Italian Sausage, Meatballs, Smoked Bacon, Chicken, Bbq Chicken, Ground Beef, Ham, Andouille Sausage, Shrimp, Anchovies, Buffalo Chicken, Turner Country Ham

Veggie Toppings

Raw Onions, Caramelized Onions, Green Peppers, Jalapenos, Roasted Red Peppers, Roasted Tomato, Black Olives, Artichokes, Portabello Mushrooms, Button Mushrooms, Spinach, Roasted Garlic, Broccoli, Kalamata Olives, Pineapple, Banana Peppers

Cheese Toppings
Feta, Ricotta, Provolone, Cheddar, Fresh Mozzarella, Goat Cheese

Triple Threat Combo! – $46.99
Dreams Do Come True! You Get Our Famous Fat & Sassy Garlic Bread, Choice Of One Large Specialty Pizza And One Large Salad.

Deserts

Peanu Butter Pie – $7.99
Served with Oreo cookie crust and topped with dark chocolate ganache

Caramel Ice Cream Sandwich – $8.99
House Made Vanilla Ice Cream Swirled With Salted Caramel Sandwiched Between Double Chocolate Chip Cookies
Hot Milk Cake – $4.99
A Traditional Southern Cake With Vanilla Buttercream Icing
Giant Peanut Butter Cookie – $4.49
Baked With A Whole Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup In The Middle
House Churned Ice Cream Pint – $8.49
A Pint Of Ho’ Made Ice Cream Served Family Style. Ask Your Server For Daily Flavors.
Dessert of the Week – See Specials Page

Beer and Wine

Beer

We offer a large rotating variety of beers and ciders on draft, by the bottle and also in package form for takeout convenience.

Wine

White, Rose, and Sparkling Wine

White Hall Chardonnay, Virginia – $9 glass/$24 bottle

I Lauri Tavo Pinot Grigio, Italy – $8 glass/$24 bottle
An intense white wine with fruit flavors and gentle acidity

Mont Gravet Rose, France – $8 glass/$24 bottle
Well balanced with freshness

Aimery Cremant de Limoux Brut, France – $9 glass/$29 bottle
Champagne methode, crémant de Limoux.

Pullus Stjerska Halozan (1 Liter), Slovenia -$24/bottle
Popular Slovenian wine made for daily drinking

Barboursville Vineyards Pinot Grigio, Virginia – $25/bottle
Light crisp acidity with apple, pear from one of VA’s most prolific vineyards.

Early Mountain Vineyards Five Forks, Virginia – $29/bottle
Blend of Petit Manseng, Sauvignon Blanc, Malvasia Bianca, Muscat, tropical and citrus fruit.

King Family Vineyard’s Crose Rose, Virginia – $35/Bottle
Local and well-loved dry Virginia Rose

Red Wine

Agriverde Organic Montepulciano, D.O.C, Italy – $8 glass/$22 bottle
Ripe, dark fruit and a lingering savory spice

Plungerhead Cabernet Sauvignon, Lodi, California – $8 glass/$26 bottle
Bold deep flavors of dark cherry, blueberry and plum wrapped in toasted oak.

Colosi Nero d’Avola, Sicily, Italy – $24/bottle
The most important wine grape in Sicily. Dry, rich and full-bodied.

Ijalba Rioja, Spain – $24/bottle
Excellent value Tempranillo full bodied, fresh and full of flavor.

Gabriele Rausse Rosso, Virginia – $25/bottle
Red table wine, a wonderful blend of Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot and Cab Franc

Early Mountain Vineyards Foothills Red, Virginia – $29/bottle
Blend featuring red and black fruits, subtle dried herbs and summer berries.

Pike Road Pinot Noir, Oregon – $29/bottle
Richly concentrated and elegant, grown on a steep hillside vineyard in the Willamette Valley.

Decoy Cabernet Sauvignon, California – $38/bottle
Layers of black cherry, plum, with oak-inspired hints of nutmeg, vanilla and cardomom.

Pollak Vineyards Cabernet Franc, Virginia – $40/bottle
Bright ruby color with fragrances of pomegranate, cherry jam and fresh cracked pepper.

Dr. Ho's Humble Pie